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[KITTY]

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.





FORWARD TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS (and men who may have a good sense
of humor)

[phoenix]

hahahahaha

[+aSzTiG_TaMaRa+]

baka maging she si he hahaha

[~_SyrrahCullen_~]

hehehe natawa akooo.. lol

[yajra_arj]

haha. nakakatawa

[donnalyn]

hahahah,,,,,kakatawa,,,

dyan cguro kinuha ng isa kung frend

ung line dyan kea nagalit ung bf nya haha,,

[x.sweetofu]

LOL mockery is the answer xD
love it~

[LadyVentehTres]

pwEdE pa-piCturE tayO??...pARa "medEvELopE!!"

"GEOMETRY ba favorite subject mo?
kahit saang ANGLE kasi cute ka!"

"Scientist ako at ikaw ang LAB ko!"

"Ano ba height mo?panu ka nagkasya
sa puso ko?"

"Magaling ka sigurong sa puzzles?
umaga pa lang, NABUO mo na araw ko!"

"Bangin ka ba? nahuhulog na kase ako sayo!"

"I'm a BEE. can you be my HONEY?"

"May LICENSE ka ba? 'cause you're driving me crazy!"

kailangan mo ng salbabida
malulunod ka kasi sa pagmamahal ko


test ka ba?
gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh

kailagan mo na yata ng balde ah
punong-puno ka kasi ng karisma

kung bola ka ba, mashu-shoot ba kita?
hindi, kasi lagi kitang mami-miss

Pustiso ka ba?
i can't smile without you eh

You're like a dictionary..you add meaning to my life.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.----kinda nice, noh?hehe

-Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!

-Are you from Tennessee because you're the only TEN I see!!!

-If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

-Do you have a bandaid? I just scraped my knee when I fell for you..

-You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.

-For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

-Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

-I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

-Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

-I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

-Is it hot in here or is it just you?--now, this is me and mah galfriends' line! or is it just me..we say!!hahaha

-Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

-It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.

-If you were a steak you would be well done.

nasa laboratoryo ako at kasama kita.. anong english dun?

--im in lab with you..

mabait lang akong tignan..

--im just good looking..

[thecuriouscat]

HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

^ - i like this. hahaha. ROFL.

[feb292006]

nia hahaha