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#1 strawberryme

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Posted 18 Sep 2008 - 02:08 AM

NOTE:kung hndi ka programmer or wala kng alam s programming di mo maggets y these lines are funny=)

"You are a field in my class. You will always be protected."

"Are you an exception? Let me catch you."

"You are my increment operator. You make my value increase."

"I think you're my compiler. My life wouldn't start without you."

"You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null)."

"I am a BufferedReader. You input meaning into my life."

"You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do."

"You are the JDK (Java Development Kit) in my life. I won't compile without you."

"If I were a method, you must be my parameter, because I will always need you."

"Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you."

"We are an aggregation of classes: one cannot exist without the other."

"public class YourWorld extends MyWorld"

"My love is a for loop without the increment operator-- infinitive, non-terminating, and difficult to stop once it starts running."

"Let me be the 'throws Exception' to your 'public static void main (String[] args)'. I will accept whatever you give me."

"[me != me]. [me += you]."

"You are my superclass: you define what I can do."

"You are the IDE of my life: I find it easier because of you."

"My main method is 'public love iLoveYou().' "

"I am the field attribute in your class: I can't exist unless you do."

"My love for you is a constant variable: unupdatable and unchangeable."

"Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside."

"You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you."

"You are my methods. I am nothing without you."

"Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile."

"You are my API. I want to know everything about you."

"Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do."

"I am a boolean method whose love will always return true."

#2 dudungdance

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Posted 18 Sep 2008 - 02:21 AM

naka post din!

#3 strawberryme

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Posted 18 Sep 2008 - 11:28 AM

oo nga after 48 years=)

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Posted 18 Sep 2008 - 11:29 AM

haha HS ka palang nu!

#5 KITTY

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Posted 18 Sep 2008 - 11:32 AM

O.T:medyo nakakaoffend yung note ah haha alright I dont get it cause Ima computer progamming dummy but then again you don't need to impose

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Posted 18 Sep 2008 - 11:34 AM

hahaha ganun.... hehe.. weed expert ka kasi! haha!@

#7 strawberryme

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Posted 18 Sep 2008 - 08:16 PM

hndi ako high school.. college n ko.graduating n nga dis year.. aw,sorry kitty copy-paste lang yan.thats the exact word of the author:)

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Posted 21 Sep 2008 - 07:46 PM

wow..galing naman po niyan....yung iba po diyan napag-aralan ko na pero, hindi pa rin po ako makapagpa-run ng program

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Posted 21 Sep 2008 - 09:31 PM

awesome.... ganda naman... hehehhehe

#10 strawberryme

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Posted 22 Sep 2008 - 02:13 AM

ako din.. HELLO WORLD lang nagagwa ko ng tama e:)) LOL:))




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